"If he is truly contemplating this, then this is final proof that he has gone mad," said
"The thought of
Slow down, Soren. Maybe this is just an opening offer, a way to jump-start a negotiation which may lead, not to an outright sale, but to a mutually beneficial arrangement with
The acceleration of climate change is especially acute in
In one day last month,
That's on top of annual melting of
And all that melted ice flowing into the North Atlantic will eventually be the water that submerges the coastline of
So we're in this together,
You're sending us your water, and in return, we're going to send you our retirees. I'll explain.
There are simply too many people coming to
An estimated 4.5 million more people are expected to move here by the end of the next decade.
We're eventually going to need some relief, especially when all your melting ice starts shrinking our peninsula's living area.
I have always considered America's space program as an elaborate plan to relocate
Your residents will start to enjoy coming to
And we'll begin constructing large retirement communities on the outskirts of Sisimiut, Ilulissat, and Aasiaat -- which will be called Sisimiut Palms,
Who knows? We might even build a high-speed train (The Frostline?) between Paamiut and Qasigiannguit with a stop at Kangaamiut -- pending the addition of a
You'll probably like all the action. You've been lonely for so long. Suddenly, you'll be surrounded by people who are really good at talking.
As for us, leaving
And within a few years, there will be a Walgreens in Qaqortoq, bingo in Upernavik and a condo lawsuit in Kullorsuaq over an emotional-support harp seal.
Trump hasn't "gone mad." He's just thinking ahead -- and possibly angling for a free golf course for himself.
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