Boston Herald Howie Carr column [Boston Herald]
By Howie Carr, Boston Herald | |
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You told us two months ago that you were going "around the speed limit." Now it turns out you were doing 108 miles per hour on
A buck eight? Where was the fire, Crash?
You claimed you were on a fact-finding mission to survey storm damage ... in the dark... at 108 miles per hour? And didn't you initially tell us your seat belt was fastened? Er, never mind.
And your statement (written, not in front of the cameras) was priceless: "The vehicle accelerated rapidly."
The vehicle? Please, Crash. Why didn't you just say you mistook the brake for the accelerator? That always works so well for the 90-year-old drivers.
Crash's cover-up is unraveling fast. And as devious as
These guys are making the old Mets look good. Next thing you'll be telling me is that there are four statie lieutenant colonels and two of them are brothers -- is this
So the brilliant brass at the top of the state police -- and let's not forget
Yeah, if you're trying to whitewash some pol's dirty little secret.
The staties -- they left no stone unturned, except the one Crash was hiding under.
At least Crash tried to get ahead of the curve, releasing this bad news on the same day as the
You were doing 108 -- what, were you trying to get home to
So many questions, so few answers, and they all have to be pried out of Crash and the staties with the Jaws of Life. Where exactly was the lieutenant governor fleeing from?
Another question: will Crash get the gift that keeps on giving -- a surcharge on his auto insurance? Can you appeal a surcharge to the
Coming soon to a front page near you: Crash's cell phone records.
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