Howie Carr: Hurricane’s still another fake-news blow at Donald Trump
Stop the presses! The president of
Talk about high crimes and misdemeanors ... not to mention high tides.
There is only one possible response to the discovery of this latest vast right-wing conspiracy by the Democrat operatives with press passes -- a new special counsel investigation.
Empanel another grand jury. Round up the usual suspects. Hire 13 more angry
For the Post and the rest of their fellow travelers in the alt-left media, a global warming witch hunt could be the next Russian collusion delusion.
Endless stories about ... well, nothing.
But, as the crack scribes always add, "the investigation continues."
"It is hard to attribute any single weather event to climate change."
But ... the investigation continues.
Now that they have two-plus years of producing fake news about a fake investigation under their belts, the Post et al. can get up to speed on this new nonstory quickly. And it's not just Russian collusion that they can compare the hurricane to. What about
Does anyone have
Another question: what will the new special counsel call Hurricane Florence? (We know they'll call the president TRUMP, because the feds always capitalize the defendant's name.) But what about Florence? In Mob wiretap transcripts, if the G-men don't know the hood's last name, they use his first name followed by LNU -- Last Name Unknown.
So will she be "Florence LNU"? In federal indictments, the victims are usually shielded: "
One thing for sure: Florence will be described as "Russian-born." For
Grand-jury questions for Hurricane A:
Ms. Hurricane A, given the made-up story in the Hillary Clinton dossier about how TRUMP paid Russian hookers for ... "showers," did TRUMP offer to pay you for regular showers?
On or about
Did you surreptitiously record your conversations with TRUMP, the way Omarosa did, because, Ms. Hurricane, that's the only way you're going to get onto "
Are you shopping a book proposal? Do you own an ostrich jacket? Has the accused sexual-predator president of
If Hurricane A won't cooperate, the secret police may have to arrest her until she flips on TRUMP. Set her bail high, boys. Florence is definitely a flight risk.
Can you see how this could be ginned up into the
The revelations in the revelatory examination were few and far between because there weren't any "links," despite the fact that the Post "deeply reported" the deeply false story.
See, when you're writing about TRUMP, you only need to remember three words to get a book contract, big bucks and lots of phony-baloney awards.
The investigation continues.
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