Grand Forks Herald Brad Dokken column [Grand Forks Herald]
By Brad Dokken, Grand Forks Herald | |
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No wonder, then, that longtime
I've had the privilege of fishing with two other Hall of Fame anglers in Northland Tackle founders
As proprietor of Woody's
His quick wit and seemingly endless bank of one-liners have made him a favorite among outdoor writers and TV fishing show hosts across the region, and he was featured nationally on
I found the clip on YouTube, and it's still funny as ever.
"There's no pressure on 'Fairly Reliable,'" Woody said to Smith, explaining how he came up with the name for his guide service. "I got the best insurance in the game. You can't buy insurance like this."
Smith asked Woody if he'd ever had a customer who wanted his money back.
"Not after I've gotten it," he replied with a laugh.
I caught up with Woody earlier this week to congratulate him on his upcoming Hall of Fame induction.
"It was quite a surprise and quite an honor," he said. "They must have been bored or something."
With Woody on the agenda, the Hall of Fame induction ceremony will be anything but boring.
"For lack of a better word, I like guiding," said Woody, who's been guiding 40-plus years. "There are some rough days out there, but it's not so much the fishing as it is (BSing) with people.
"Fishing is just a small part of it."
There've been several highlights in the times I've been lucky enough to fish with Woody, but one of my favorites occurred one cold night in
We were headed into Canadian waters by snowmobile to fish lake trout the next day.
Woody was driving an old Jeep or maybe an International Scout, if I remember correctly, and the accelerator stuck shortly before he pulled up to the border to cross back into
The engine sounded like it was going to fly out of the hood, and the border agent, seeing who was driving, just rolled his eyes and waved us on.
I don't remember how he got the accelerator unstuck, but it was a classic Woody moment and we made it back to
Best of all, though, are the one-liners for which Woody is famous. Looking back through the archives here are a few from my stories:
--Describing a fishy looking lake trout spot:
"This spot is so good the fish don't even know about it."
--His advice while frying up a pan of bacon for the bacon-and-onion sandwiches that would serve as the appetizer for his walleye shore lunch on a
"This is to be done in the woods only. Don't try this at home."
--Opining on why the walleye is such a popular quarry among anglers:
"They're easy to clean. ... The walleye is so popular because it's kind of like the banana of fish. You just peel it and you eat it."
It's always encouraging when good things happen to good people, and Woody's induction into the
So, congrats Woody. It's well-deserved.
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Dokken reports on outdoors. Reach him at (701) 780-1148; (800) 477-6572, ext. 1148; or send e-mail to [email protected].
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